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"..did not want to be recognized. The man staring at Costello wanted complete anonymity. The ferry from Woods Hole on Cape Cod had carried this observer to Vineyard Haven just three hours prior. He checked into a small bed-and-breakfast house a few yards away from the ferry terminal, and soon after, took a cab to the media center located in an elementary school just outside of Edgartown. Telling the cabbie to wait, the man circled the media center while staying close to the wall. He wanted no one to see him.

Then he was handed his first stroke of luck. On the door outside the center, a posted sign told of that evening's party in Edgartown. Knowing how Rod Costello operated away from home, he suspected Costello would be there. He was about to do something he had never done before. It had taken him more than a year to decide to act, but now he was determined and apprehensive. The man in the shadows watched patiently as Costello began speaking to a well-built brunette. Though much too far away to hear the conversation, he sensed what was going on.

"Let's get out of here. I have some really good weed back at the hotel."

"Ron, you know I don't smoke. Beside, what would your wife say?"

"We're separated."

"Oh, bullshit, Ron."

"She's in D.C., and I'm here. That's separated, Suzanne."

The young woman silently sighed, her brown eyes darting to the floor. She wanted no part of the disagreeable Ron Costello. Her friends at GNN had warned her about the lecherous correspondent..."