Tuesday, July 01, 2003

URGENT CORRECTION ALERT!
We at MRJEFF3000 are very sorry to report that there seems to be no Discovery Channel documentary titled Seven Minutes to Impact. (We were relying upon Mr. Renkin's curriculum vitae in this matter.) There does seem to be a Three Minutes to Impact, which may be at best tangentially related. If this is the sort of reliability we can expect from "Dan Renkin" -- if such a person truly does exist -- then MRJEFF3000 cannot in good conscience recommend his little Civil War puppet show.

Good day to you, sir.

I said, Good day!

Some people at MRJEFF3000 have pointed out that Mr. Renkin's printable resume does indeed have the correct title. Those people have been fired.

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