Saturday, May 01, 2004

Man of a Thousand Faces

What a hunk! 6'4", 22 years old, and soon to have a B.A. in Exercise Science! This "Jeff DeVries" is quite a catch, ladies! And he plays bass. And obsesses over role playing games. "Safety first," says this fine fellow.

How does he find the time, you might wonder, to be Corporate Controller at Heartland Pork, the Chief of Staff at Oakwood Pediatrics, and a prison guard at Fox Lake Correctional Institution? ("[M]any non-violent drug offenders are, in fact, nice guys - as nice as I am sure Jeff is.")

Congratulations on his recent engagement, though! Hope ya find out soon if there's a driver available for the DTC 6282-24 ESDI controller, buddy! But I'm sure that by now you've turned your attention to renovating Red Lodge, Montana's tallest structure (a wood crib grain elevator).

Just one request, mon frère - don't start blogging.

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