Monday, March 24, 2003

Saddam Hussein's horoscope for today (he was born 4/28/37, which makes him a Taurus), from astrology.com:
You find yourself on the way to your next great adventure. Don't forget to make a comfort stop during your great quest. You may be getting out of touch with the people whose efforts have made this journey possible. Dropping a letter or postcard in the mailbox doesn't take up a lot of your time, and it means a lot to the recipient. Tonight, keep in mind that different cultures have different rules. Collect your wits and remember your manners in public.
The Iraqi dictator might want to get out his aromatherapy candles and healing crystals, too, because his biorhythms are not in a happy place right now.

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