You Will Feel No Pain

On a recent trip to the mountains, one of our operatives was introduced, at the Lakeshore Resort at Plumas County's Bucks Lake, to a most remarkable beverage. It was a most pleasing summer drink, cold and refreshing, tasting of peach, orange and pineapple. And most of all, powerful. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...the Treesmacker:

• 1 pint Peach Schnapps
  
• 1 pint Apple Schnapps
  
• 1 pint Rum
  
• 1/2 cup Pineapple juice
  
• 1/2 cup Orange juice
  
• 1/2 cup Sour mix
  
• Grenadine
  
• 1 splash 151 proof rum

Mixing instructions:
Add liquors, then add juices. Color red with grenadine. Float the 151. Serve in large Mason Jar for authenticity.

Upon reflection, the amounts listed are probably for 4 or 5 servings.