Thursday, April 29, 2004
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Free songs from iTunes! One a day, this week; one every week after that.
Tuesday, April 27, 2004
SignMaker Central
Note to self: Play with kurumi.com's excellent SignMaker Central when you get home.
Monday, April 26, 2004
Friday, April 23, 2004
CPFC BBS Archive - Favourite songs about drugs
This message board thread makes me have bad feelings in my brain.
"There She Goes"?
"Another Girl, Another Planet"?!?
(just say no!)
"There She Goes"?
"Another Girl, Another Planet"?!?
(just say no!)
Thursday, April 22, 2004
Wednesday, April 21, 2004
Saturday, April 17, 2004
Cosmic 419er lost in space | The Register
I've gotten several of those "419" Nigerian spam scams (no doubt you have too), but none of them can hold a candle to this one. (The Register didn't make the obvious joke; neither will I.)
Sunday, April 11, 2004
Saturday, April 10, 2004
ACA: Cornhole Tournaments
Who says Fark doesn't teach you useful information? Where else would you learn about the American Cornhole Association? (Cincinnati seems to be just full fo cornholers!)
Brad Carson for Senate
When Coolio said, "There ain't no party like a West Coast party, because a West Coast party don't stop," he must have been talking about Western Oklahoma.
(Brad Carson for Senate)
(Brad Carson for Senate)
Friday, April 09, 2004
Wednesday, April 07, 2004
The Trommetter Times: Annoying Democrats
I Am Linked! I can't exactly say how, or why, but it is so. ALL HAIL MRJEFF.
Tuesday, April 06, 2004
Results...
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Monday, April 05, 2004
The Blogging of the President: 2004
If you haven't heard much about the recent Daily Kos/Fallujah atrocities comment brouhaha, this piece at The Blogging of the President: 2004 condenses it down pretty well.
Thursday, April 01, 2004
Riders In The Sky News
Shocking news today from MRJEFF favorites Riders In The Sky:
Not sure about that irrelevant bit at the end, but good luck to you guys!
RIDERS ANNOUNCE LINEUP CHANGE
SO LONG WOODY, HOWDY MIKEY
Harmony Ranch, Nashville, TN.— April 1, 2004 —
In a stunning move, Riders In The Sky announced today a personnel change, the first in more than a quarter century for the storied western group.
In an amicable parting of the ways, fiddling fan favorite Woody Paul will leave the group and be replaced immediately by Mikey, an Atlanta-based musician with extensive film and TV credits.
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"We wish Woody the best," commented Riders' guitarist Ranger Doug. "I won't deny the shock we all felt at first when Woody told us his plans, but we'll come out of this stronger than we've ever been. The great ones always re-invent themselves and that's what we'll do. It's the Cowboy Way."
Reinvention indeed. The Riders are, to a man, agreed that no-one could replace Woody, but they're betting the ranch that fans will soon fall in love with Mikey just like they did. "He's a fine musician," enthused Ranger Doug. "You wouldn't believe a two year old chimpanzee could cop all of Woody's licks but he sure does. If anything, his intonation may be even better."
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Any downside to this rosy picture? "I had some issues about bus hygiene," said Too Slim. "But when I saw him pee in a bottle I said 'That's our monkey!'"
When asked about the future, Ranger Doug waxed philosophic. "You know, chimps that take care of themselves can expect to live 65 years. It's possible that once we've all checked out, Mikey could inherit Riders In The Sky and keep the legacy going. Since some scientists believe we're descended from apes, and Mikey would, in a sense, be descended from us, it would come full circle. Yes, a nice thought."
In other news, Too Slim noted that it's April Fool's Day.
Not sure about that irrelevant bit at the end, but good luck to you guys!